Cheap Wine, Popeye’s Fried Chicken and Skinny Dipping

Want to know how to woo a girl on Valentine’s Day? Talk to your boy Delonte West to get some tips. In a recent ESPN article West says that he’ll start off a date on “my yacht. We’ll pull up at the docks and got a guy waiting for us, open our door up and we walk down a lit-up dock and onto the yacht, where we have dinner set up on the boat and we just cruise out on the water. Sit down and have some dinner, some shrimps and steaks, keep it nice and breezy. Pop some bottles, some Moet Rose. The red Moet, we ain’t popping no Kristal, it tastes like urination. We ain’t popping no Kris, that’s $500 a bottle. It ain’t that serious. It ain’t going to get you drunk. Make sure you put that in there. We ain’t doing a $500 bottle, we’re doing a $99 wine and dine.” The charm keeps oozing out of West when he talks about the post dinner plans.”So, we are done eating, man, we’ve got to have someone singing while we’re eating. OK, so from there, we’re doing a midnight skinny-dipping jump. Alright? From there, hopefully she’s got money because I hope Jaws gets her, boom, make sure she got me in the will, bank, I’m good. Oh well, shark got her! Jaws got her.” Between demanding his date wear a white dress, cheap wine, Popeye’s fried chicken and skinny dipping what girl wouldn’t die for the chance to have a date with West?

For the entire article make sure you head over to ESPN Page 2. Thanks to Deadspin.com for this article.

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2 thoughts on “Cheap Wine, Popeye’s Fried Chicken and Skinny Dipping

  1. I thought it was a joke at first as well because I heard about it on Deadspin but I’m figuring ESPN wouldn’t post something like that unless they have it on audio tape… that thing’s going to get UGLY when West’s reps get word of it!

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